It's All About Me-ow

I don't understand why humans "sleep in", I mean who don't they jump up at the crack of dawn ready to chase mice or birds?

I know personally, I like to get my daily brushing at 5:00 AM, but sometimes my human is still snoring away at that time. When this happens, I am forced to meow outside the bedroom door - sometimes for hours on end!

When she finally does come out, she often seems mad at me!

I mean you'd think she'd be grateful that I am alerting her to the new day and getting her lazy butt out of bed! Not to mention the wear and tear on my vocal chords.

If she would just get up when I want and tend to my brushing we would both be a lot happier. After all, it's all about me, me, me-ow!

Pugs - What Are They Good For?

We all know that I hate dogs, but of all the breeds, I think, perhaps pugs are the most vile. I mean, look at their scrunched up faces and bulging eyes! You'd never see any breed of cat with that sort of look - too cutesy if you ask me.

It's a mystery to me why so many people like these little dogs. I mean when you look at the pug facts, you can clearly see that they are high maintenance and have an overabundance of health problems to boot.

Why not just settle for a furry feline instead?



Til next time,

Kitty O'Claw

P.S. I finally saw the movie Beverly Hills Chihuahua last night - now there's a dog breed a cat could like!